My left shoulder has an available devil position. If you know any hellish villian monster looking for a job please ask them to send in their CVs, particularly the last three shoulders they have been sitting on. Good balance skills are required. We offer a relaxed and non-competitive working environment since the right angel is on sick leave.
PS. Key question: Does the right side of the brain control the left shoulder angel? Or she has autonomy and is controlled by her own brain? In which case which hemisphere of her brain shall be dominant?!